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the Jummy

One day.

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One day, the Jummy was sitting at home listening to Paul McCartney's "Silly Love Songs." He fell asleep shortly after dreaming off skipping down a beach with Paul and a few others in hand.

 

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Another day, the Jummy was taking a poop. It was explosive! So big that he blew a hole in the floor and he fell through riding his toilet all the way down. Down and down he fell and eventually crashed into a huge pool. To his surprise, and with slight relief, he fell into a nice clean pool of water. Something tickled his foot and he looked and saw mermaids... pretty mermaids. Even though they didn't have the equipment to make the surprise even greater then it was, he settled for swimming with them and allowing them to feed him tuna snacks.

 

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Another day, the Jummy was working making copies. He was making color copies of a Health book, which was copyrighted and making copies made the Jummy feel like a rebellious young man. On the adrenaline rush he got from that, he ventured to stick his chest onto the screen of the copier. With seeing a tabloid picture of his chest, he changed the settings of the printer to print 200% size of the original. He then made a copy of his unmentionables, at 200% mind you, cut them out and pasted them over his originals. He laughed with glee...

 

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Another day, the Jummy ventured into a Stargate and found himself in a huge bubble. As he walked, the bubble moved with him... he rolled to a doorway and looked out over the clearing. There were little midgets everywhere... they looked at the Jummy and kneeled before him giving him praise. the Jummy caught up in the moment accidently rolled forward crushing several of the midgets underneath him. the Jummy looked down and saw them squirming and such; further giving to the thought that the Jummy was the god of the midgets. He spent the rest of the afternoon rolling over midgets...

 

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Another day, the Jummy came upon a spider. He stepped on it... haha! dead spider ftw.

 

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Another day, the Jummy gave birth to a baby after massive amounts of strain and pain. Shortly after, five more popped out... the Jummy named them Rob, Job, Mob, Sob, Nob, & Jim. He nurtured them and took care of them and such... after a year of raising them however he got tired of them and flushed them away. His girlfriend walked in when he was flushing them, "It's about damn time you flushed those kidney stones away." the Jummy cried with guilt.

 

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One day, the Jummy farted killing an entire species.

 

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Jummy I can honestly say you are the most random man I have ever seen.

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Another day, the Jummy came upon a spider. He stepped on it... haha! dead spider ftw.

 

this is by far the best one haha :P:lol:

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Another day, the Jummy came upon a spider. He stepped on it... haha! dead spider ftw.

I'm not gonna lie, this is hilarious!

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The Jummy had a headache one day so he banged his head with a hammer and a small short man popped out. The man said boo and The Jummy ran away running straight off a cliff into a sea off dog food. The Jummy then proceeded to eat the whole ocean and then a dog ate his face off because that (censors are gay) The Jummy ate his damn dog food.

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