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Funny Boat Story

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They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day

you sell it!! Well, here's a good BOAT story!!

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and

kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of

out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much

stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back

on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store.

A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: 'I'm so sorry for

your loss. You must feel terrible.' Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: 'Hell no!


Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old

dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back

and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got

bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when

I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that

she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway.

The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the


The old woman fainted.

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ewe, bad images racing through my head........*shiver*




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