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Three Things to Ponder:

 

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

 

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?

And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

 

 

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

 

 

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

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It costs less money to keep such tabs on cows because cows = profit. Illegal aliens? Not so much. That's a true unmotivation.

 

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Santos... you complete me.

 

w00t!

 

I win at KSI.

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i'm a Nihilist and I find half the stuff the non believers think should be banned are retarded and when they do those things they make us all look stupid and make people like you guys hate us.

 

If you feel like believing in a dude who doesn't exist enjoy have fun believe all you want just don't try to cram it down my neck because I don't wanna hear your crap that I already know about.

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