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anyone got any good your mama jokes put them here ill start off

 

Your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, To be continued

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your momma is so ugly, she looks like a combo of jummy, and sumi :P

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your mamma is so fat it took her an hour to go down the stairs.

 

your mamma is so dumb she waited for candy to come out of a parking meter.

 

your mamma is so lezbo, shes fly.

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your mamma is so fat it took her an hour to go down the stairs.

 

your mamma is so dumb she waited for candy to come out of a parking meter.

 

your mamma is so lezbo, shes fly.

your momma's such an idea ripper that shes truesnipe.

 

 

(i can play that game too ;))

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Your mamma's so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

 

...That's so crazy, it just may work... :P

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...Fail, my friend... fail.

 

 

NOU!

 

 

if you think about it,

 

seventeen = 10 + 7

1 bottle = 2 half bottles

 

add them together

 

it equals

 

over 9000 internets.

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Uh... you completely lost me, but look at what you said.

 

"She just 17 whole bottles."

 

She just what 17 whole bottles.

 

Sucked on 17 whole bottles? lol

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A kid who sounded like he was 5yrs old, repeateded this constantly for an entire game of Big Team Battle....

YOUR MOMS A BANSHEEE!

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A kid who sounded like he was 5yrs old, repeateded this constantly for an entire game of Big Team Battle....

YOUR MOMS A BANSHEEE!

you never told me to stop so stop complaining! :P

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Your momma's so fat, she tripped and fell on the sidewalk. I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk was cracking up.

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So help me god if no one gets that one <_<

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