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What does it take?

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Does it take the fuller figure?

To help you pull your trigger

Or is it those who kiss and tell

You require to ring your bell

Or does it take a total b***h

To really flick your switch

Perhaps its nurses on the ward

That actually pulls your cord

Is it lamb that’s really mutton?

You need to push your button

Must they wear the briefest thong?

To make you bang your gong

Ought they dress in something tight?

To really light your light

Must they act all prim and proper?

To help to pull your stopper

Must they wiggle when they walk?

To make you pop your cork

The truth is, unless I miss my guess

They need only answer yes



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