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KSI God of Rage

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  1. Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

  2. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

  3. One time....I got so drunk that I super glued my thumbs to my nipples and walked around like a T-rex. dont do drungs kids...or drink excessively :/

  4. In need of drinking buddies or gaming buddies.

    1. Konfliction


      Oh yeah??. Seems hardcore ha (:

  5. “I want to be inside you.” – me, to my bed

  6. If you don't hear from me in a while, assume the worst.

  7. I need coffee in my life more than I need most people.

    1. Phantom LE

      Phantom LE

      Unless your friends are gigantic coffee beans

  8. For the first time, there is about to be a generation of parents who are better than their kids at video games....I'm proud of this.

    1. KSI YMIR

      KSI YMIR

      two words: Mario Kart, the little buggers grasp it fast.

    2. rave_night_7
    3. KSI Bulltrue 7

      KSI Bulltrue 7

      Kids could already beat me at everything anyway, well maybe not Halo lol

  9. I’ve never answered the question, “Are you hungry?” with “No.”

  10. Merry Christmas, you bunch of insufferable f****** :D

  11. Roses are red, Violets or violet, I'm ksi god of rage.....I'm very violent

    1. Phantom LE

      Phantom LE

      I am crying because it was sooo beautiful. Brava brava

    2. rave_night_7
  12. Happy Thanksgiving...I'm going to dine alone

  13. Every day is just a new opportunity to eat tacos.

  14. My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral.

  15. Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?

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    3. KSI God of Rage

      KSI God of Rage

      When I wrote this status I was thinking about you R0ckstarmade and Apex :/

    4. R0ckstarMade


      I was thinking about everyone in KSI

  16. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren't in the database.

  17. Ways to tell a woman is mad at you: 1. She is silent. 2. She is yelling. 3. She acts different. 4. She acts the same. 5. She kills you.

    1. rave_night_7
    2. Phantom LE

      Phantom LE

      That explains why whenever I come to a girl to ask for directions they pull a knife at me.

  18. Unless you are selling Thin Mints, do NOT ring my doorbell.

  19. Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

  20. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

  21. When French people swear, do they say "pardon my English?"

  22. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?